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teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(via stormageddeon)

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via stormageddeon)

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via stormageddeon)

Source: barebackinq
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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via happy-freedom)

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tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

(via happy-freedom)

Source: kmckayhi
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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via stormageddeon)

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"Walt Disney was more important than all the politicians we’ve ever had. They pretended optimism. He was optimism. He has done more to change the world for the good than almost any politician who ever lived."

- Ray Bradbury (via musictoasoul)

(via stormageddeon)

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via sagihairius)

Source: ermathursty